essentric:

nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

harrystears:

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.