android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]