miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

mycomfort-inn:

quanna78:

pathwalker:

I have been wrong this whole time

😯

😐 my whole life is a lie

mycomfort-inn:

quanna78:

pathwalker:

I have been wrong this whole time

😯

😐 my whole life is a lie

Stu(dying)
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